1. he calls you Sarrah, when your name is actually Leyya

2. his "MUM" calls too many times

3. has a very very very long list of female friends

4. he gets phone calls late late at night

5. he always has lame excuses for not calling when he says he will

6. his mobile phone is out of bound. he keeps it deep down his pocket

7. he doesn't mind you referring him as your BF in private, but never around his friends

8. you come second to football, his nights out with his friends, XBox, PlayStation

9. when he takes you to his favourite restaurant, the waitress asks if you're today's special

10. he mistakenly sends you text messages that smells fishy.. things that he doesn't usually say to you..

11. he is always late.. 

12. he looks uneasy during dates.. want to leave fast.. 

13. drop you at your front gate and leave; dont bother turning to have one last look at you..

14. flirts with the waitress right before your eyes.. he said "it's because you are around that he dares to joke with other girls. he won't do that behind your back.." or so he said.. c'mon.. he dares to flirt when you are around, just imagine the nasty things he is able to do behind your back. bloody bastards!!

15. always having things to do at odd hours.. take mom out to clinic during lunch hour, sleeping straight 18 hours, extra classes at night, working over time on a friday night..

16. always go missing without notice.. return the next day saying he dozed off and woke up the next evening.. bulls! yea you need that much of sleep after banging that biatch last night.. 

17. when u send him SMSes.. you see a pattern of the sms going to him.. you receive the delivery report.. at times, his phone is turned on, but goes off a lil later, then on back some time after.. gosh.. 

girls.. the list goes on and on.. but most of us learn it by experience.. and what do we do with these boys? we hurt them back! that's what we do.. or just leave.. and get a new good looking hunk to flirt with.. or go find a soul mate.. good luck by the way ahaha..